Posts Tagged ‘Grenade’
Destroying Your Van
This list consists of just a few ways to destroy a van. This article is not supposed to encourage people to do this kind of thing and it just up here as a joke so please do not try any of this unless of course you want to die a very painful death.
Why not Blow it Up
This one is a great one to start off with as there are so many things that you can use to blow up the van with! Using TNT is a good idea because believe it or not it is safe because you can detonate it from a distance. The only place that any of this would be legal is under testing conditions in a television program or something like that. Other things you could perhaps use include a grenade, machine gun or even shooting the gas tank.
Why Not Roll It Over
This is one of the hardest ones to do without getting hurt because you really have to be driving it for it to happen. Many movies have cars and vans that roll over to kill or injure some of the people, sometimes it is just for effect. One of the most important things to remember from this is that the vans are often custom made and designed to roll over many times. If you were to roll over a normal van then it you would certainly die.
Crash It
This of course is the most common way to wreck a van due to the fact that there are many van crashes across the world every single day. Many people are killed because of this and although vans are designed to stop death in the event of a crash the design will not protect you in the event of a real crash. This is something that should be left to the dummies.
So there you have it, just a few things you shouldn’t do with your contract hire vans. Commercial vehicle leasing and contract van leasing companies would not be interested in giving you cheaper deals if you are planning to do these things.
Of course you really shouldn’t attempt any of this because “You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!”